The Story
A love story where the hero doesn't get the girl.
He falls in love with life instead.
How to Be a Killer is the real-life dramedy of a military kid turned father, entrepreneur, and comedian who spent years chasing the wrong things — comfort, approval, a woman who couldn't stay — before deciding to kill the version of himself standing in his own way.
It's a book about heartbreak and heroin, grief and fatherhood, Golden Gate Bridges and Red Roof Inns, and the ten things worth killing in yourself before they kill you first. From loser to lover, and the laughs in between.
"Some people die when they're 25 and aren't buried until they're 75."
— Anonymous, from the book
